Our letters to Santa

After the Santa debacle on the North Pole Express and because girlfriend really doesn't want trucks for Christmas, E sat down with her a couple of nights ago to write her letter to Santa.  And then once she was finished with her letter, she dictated Fish's letter as (being that he doesn't speak well enough to write a letter).  Hilarity ensued...

 

Dear Santa,                                  

I have been good.  I am sorry for

being sad and not talking to you when we

were on the train.  I do have some questions.

I help with chores and I clean up with Mom & Dad.

I don't cry when I go to school.  I always help put

decorations on the tree.  I don't eat everything on my

plate and I am sorry.  When we got to the grocery

store I know what to buy.  I need a lot of presents

for a girl so I am going to fill up the whole bottom of

this letter.  I don't drink beer.  I always take care

of the pets and I am nice to them and I pet them.

I drink my milk.  I like apples with peanut butter.  I

like to play on swings if your mom says ok but if she

says no, I am fine with that.  My brother is named

Fish.  I play with him nice sometimes.  I'm sorry

for not getting along with Fish.  It's my fault (do I still

get presents?).  I am going to try to eat better.  I

share my little ponies with Fish because I have a lot

of them.  I also wake up in the mornings.  I like

to watch TV and watch the Iowa Hawkeyes.  If I am

bad do I still get presents?  I like yellow,

pink, blue, white, purple, red, & black colors.  I

ate all of my chicken nuggets on my plate today.

Please, Santa, can I please have all

the My Little Ponies (the sparkly ones) like

Princess Celestia, Princess Selena, and Princess Cadence.

(I already have Twilight Sparkle so I don't need her), Barbie

Princess dolls, Magic Clip dolls, My Little Pony Castle,

real live chickens, I do not want trucks,

My Little Pony Pops, My Little Pony bags.  No

beer because I don't like beer.  My Little Pony books

because I don't have any of them.  Training wheels

for my bicycle, lipstick, fingernail polish (red, black,

white, yellow), suckers (lollipops), coloring books.  Toy

reindeer, princess play-doh, a playground for me to play in,

fruit snacks.  Thank you, have a safe trip.

Finn

(This letter is from Fish as told by Finn)

Dear Santa,

My name is Fish.  I am Finn's brother.

I am 1.  I bite Finn.  I like to color with

my sister Finn using crayons.  I eat all of my

food.  I steal toys from my sister.  I sometimes

pull the cats' hair, but my sister pets them.  I like

trucks, my sister does not like trucks.  I am

cute.  I am loud.  I promise to start not being

bad.  I will start to be nice to Finn.  She is nice.

I will be nicer and stop biting and pulling Mom's hair.

For Christmas, I would like more blankies,

trucks, dogs that are stuffed like a

teddy bear, my own Little Ponies (if not Finn

can give me her old ones and she can get new

sparkly ones), Christmas ornaments, and more trucks.

Fish